Tongue Twisters Numbers 51-100

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If you are able read these things over and over quickly, you should stop - drop - and roll 'cause you're on fire.

51

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
 

52

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
 

53

How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.
 

54

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
 

55

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

from a song by Carbon Leaf

56

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".
 

57

Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.
 

58

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?
 

59

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss

60

Two tried and true tridents
 

61

rudder valve reversals

the cause of some plane crashes

62

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.
 

63

How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.
 

64

A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
 

65

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
 

66

Four furious friends fought for the phone.
 

67

Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.
 

68

Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
""Boo!"" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

from mid-Willamette Valley theater

69

Black background, brown background.
 

70

Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?
 

71

Very well, very well, very well ...
 

72

Tie twine to three tree twigs.
 

73

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
 

74

Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy.
A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
 

75

Three short sword sheaths.
 

76

Caution: Wide Right Turns

Seen on semi-tractor trailers

77

Rolling red wagons
 

78

Green glass globes glow greenly.
 

79

Robert Wayne Rutter

personal name

80

I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.
 

81

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I'd like to see your saw saw.
 

82

black back bat
 

83

The queen in green screamed.
 

84

How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!
 

85

What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
- rubber balls and liquor!
 

86

Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop
 

87

Six slimy snails sailed silently.
 

88

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.
 

89

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.
 

90

Red Buick, blue Buick
 

91

Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

by Matt Duchnowski

92

He threw three balls.
 

93

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
 

94

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.
 

95

We're real rear wheels.
 

96

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
 

97

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.
 

98

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
 

99

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.
 

100

Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

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